User:Bmoore

B-Moore, who is often mysteriously referred to only as "Brad", is a 6'3" male from rural Nebraska. He bats left, throws left, shoots right, and boards regular - and is rather adept at throwing knives, playing tubas, speaking Portuguese, and other vitally important skill sets (and musical instruments and languages that no one else in Nebraska knows.)

Psychologically, B-Moore is an INTJ with some other strange elements thrown in. Ideologically, he is an epistemic skeptic, a dualist, a soft-determinist, a hard consequentialist, and a Jesus Freak. Etymologically, his full name means "broad high wetland". Logically, there exists an X such that X is B-Moore.

Some years ago, B-Moore achieved notoriety for his involvement in the "band folder" incident. When asked to comment on the matter, he requested a moment to gather his thoughts, after which he succinctly concluded: "Your face."

In the political sphere, B-Moore has established a 25-year track record of consistently supporting the general coolness. Running on this platform, recent poll results indicate that he is probably the next President of the United States of America.