User:Bmoore

B-Moore, who is often mysteriously referred to only as "Brad", is a 6'3" male from rural Nebraska. He bats left, throws left, shoots right, and boards regular - and is rather adept at throwing knives, playing tubas, speaking Portuguese, and other vitally important skill sets.

In the political sphere, B-Moore has established a 25-year track record of consistently supporting the general coolness. Running on this platform, recent poll results indicate that he is probably the next President of the United States of America.